Category Archives: Funny

Political Party – Teach yourself (Song Parody)

(To the tune of Garden Party by Ricky Nelson) Good morning everybody, sit down so we can begin, I’m going to share with you a lesson, I won’t repeat my self again. There are two political parties, they go by a few different names But don’t make a mistake about it, they operate the same It is all politics, learn this lesson now, They try to trick everybody so you got to teach yourself The media’s involved, they’ve all been bought and paid, They want everyone to buy their garbage, and an continue to donate And over in the corner are the people that think independently They shake their heads in disgusts, at everything they see But it’s OK for now, we still have time to think Don’t let them do it for you, you got to teach yourself They keep pointing their fingers, saying the other ones to blame, But the people are the ones that always suffer, when they play this game I think it is time for the people to turn off their TV Sit down and talk with their neighbors about everything they see I say, take a stand, let’s think independently, Go talk to every body, and don’t just listen to me Someones gotta win the election and I hope it’s someone good A person that acts as We the people and not for the corporate hoods If you gotta vote for someone, think of more than just yourself The President represents us all not just the people with wealth But it will be OK, if we learn our lessons now, Please talk to everybody, don’t just think of yourself. Yes, we’ll be OK, if we come together now, Please talk to everybody, before election day.

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12 days until Christmas

There Are 12 days until Christmas and I don’t have a clue What should I Get The wife and kids, what am I going to do? Hmmm I think I remember what they all wanted this year I’ll just have … Continue reading

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Best Dad in the World

Thank you for being my dad You certainly are the best At least the best one I’ve ever had As I haven’t tried out the rest Though I know there are others Plenty I could choose from of course I … Continue reading

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Little Bed Bugger

“Oh daddy I’m so tired. Can we go to bed?” “I promise to fall asleep As soon as I lay down my head.” “Honey I believe you.” As I always do “Let me tuck you in And say ‘Good Night’ … Continue reading

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Mommy is Kissing Santa Clause

Christmas is a special time in our family We gather around singing carols by the light of the tree Huddled in the living room wishing for new toys Daddy says go to sleep to all the girls and boys And … Continue reading

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I Love Me Too

When I saw my daddy He said, “Good morning Nicci” The he said, “I love you” And she replied, “Thank you daddy, I love me too. ” When I saw my friend at school She said, “I love your shoes” … Continue reading

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Song Parody: I Need Tech Support (based on “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry)

I was setting up my LAN But had a bad connection So grab my phone in my hand To call for directions Want someone to talk to, but they message said hold on They say they want to help you, … Continue reading

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