Song Parody: It’s Not Humane (Am I Human by Killers)

I didn’t before notice
When we all stood in a line

On the platform open to the sky
Next to some other of my own kind

I started to get nervous
When the big guy opened up the door

Opened my eyes, cleared my throat
Fly out the door

Chorus:

Is this humane?
Just because I have antlers?

I have a harness
And a red nose.

And I’m best friends with a guy named Dancer.
Is this humane?
Just because I have antlers?
(End Chorus)

What the heck?
I work every Christmas
Even when I’m naughty or nice

Give my best to make a difference.
But the big guy barely looks twice.

So I keep on flying higher
And not asking where to go

So say goodbye.
I wish you well.
I’m going home.

Repeat Chorus

Will the children be all right?
If I just took off this one flight?

I just can’t see me continuing this beating
For no pay and this stuff we’re eating

Repeat Chorus

He’s gotta let me go

Repeat Chorus

Is this Humane
Just because I have antlers?

Is this Humane
Just because I have antlers?

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About boywithoutlegs

I am the author of the boy without legs website. I was born without legs and have used the experience to write children's poetry. I would love for anyone to read and be inspired and if you are interested in publishing my poetry please contact me.
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